I'm hoping that after our little working group gets a couple of them approved, Higher's attention to our output will drift. Then I can start inserting pictures of Jack into every class.
I can see it it now - Developing Measures of Effectiveness (one of the two most dull classes we've got to deal with; everyone is ignoring this one and I assume it will stay ignored until the day before our deadline):
If the average local dog is currently eating one stick per day, but after your project he's eating three, does that indicate your canine dental outreach program is a success? Discuss among yourselves.