Lord help me...

It's the third Saturday of the month, and we all know what that means. Yep - I'm at work.

I've been here 40 minutes and have already been told that I have ruined Christmas.

This was explained to me by a woman who was obviously (by the background noise) working in the kitchen in a house full of family.

[sigh]

Lady, if your family is in your house, and you're all going to have dinner together, your Christmas has not been ruined.