So my new job...well, it is involving the serving of the customers. You buy things from my company, we screw up, and I fix it.
It's dull as hell, but provides the occasional moment of levity. I am, however, not comfortable enough there yet to start sharing stories. Perhaps when we have a minimal acceptable amount of furniture and getting fired would anything but financial suicide...
But we do have a company inbox. And since it's a public address, just hangin' out there on the web, we get spam.
Today I got one titled lumberjack untangle. Although I was a little concerned it would contain naked picture of my Dad playing Twister (pardon me a second while I go boil my eyes), I opened it.
I'm married to your cousin, so . I'd be delighted to attack it all from a different direction...
Huh? Well, I guess being married to any of my cousins would be enough to make anyone think about a different direction. I skimmed on.
What are the physicians doing or saying that you are thinking of as resistance? There are a few reasons that could be argued against as being a bit disingenuous, but for the most part, the reasons seems believable, even if some would be relatively short term problems.
Okay. Sorry. You lost me again. Let's try one more paragraph.
As a result of the simulation, participants learn to apply the principles of visibility, feedback, communication, and collaboration to increase their rate of delivery. A flexible reporting tool has been implemented to provide the information needed by decision makers and with unprecedented levels of grannularity.
Now I can't tell if we're dealing with some sort of hippie shit or something involving spreadsheets. And WTF is "granularity," if we're not talking about making Jell-o?
I totally fail to get it. But it did provide me with about 20 minutes of entertainment in my otherwise boring-as-shit day.
And I promise I'll never subject y'all to my spam again.
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