My mother, of all people, asked in the comments from the last post...
DID YOU GET MEAT???
We are elite warriors, and, for us, failure is not an option. We brave porta-jons on a daily basis, we face without flinching the dreaded Iraqi City Council Meetings. We grill in the face of sand flies and wear unauthorized hats behind the backs of sergeants major. We carry Beanie Babies into crowds of Iraqi children and come out unscathed.
Chuck Norris can leap six-room schools in a single bound, but we can fund construction of several such schools in one afternoon of paperwork.
We are, in short, really really bad mofo's.
We got meat.
That's 26 steaks of various cuts, and the trusty box of old burgers we keep around for snacking.
We also keep backup meat in the Bossman's freezer, but this is the freezer we filled on our most recent trip.
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