And I think they do have black bears here in Georgia. However, none of them seem to live with me, so I had to do the next best thing and arm a Big Black Dog.
In addition to just being generally irritated that, in a coffee-induced late-night spasm of weirdness, I decided to make him wear my holster, Jack is irritated he didn't get a 1911. Those have a thumb safety, I explained, and well, you don't have thumbs.
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