From CNN - Sword seized after man mistakes porn for rape
A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.
I should have something to say about this beyond, "Huh." But I'm not sure what it would be. I guess the moral would be - turn down the volume if you have shared walls. Or something. I dunno. It makes my head hurt, so I think I'll go buy some fruit.
Oddly, we do note this occured in Wisconsin, even though it's the sort of thing that one would expect to have happened in Florida.
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