18 January 2007

Automated Job Applications

So when you're sitting in front of one of those "Apply Here" kiosks and wading through the evil computerized application, is it a BAD THING to look at one of the questions and laugh hysterically?

"What is the total value of employer property you have destroyed or which has been destroyed while you were present?"
A - $0
B - $5-20
C - $21-499
D - $500+

Hmmm...what's the approximate cost of two massively dicked-up M1114s, one M240B and countless other stuff?

I decided that wasn't really what they were talking about and answered A. I'm probably going to Hell.