I live in the dumbest place on earth

I hate to keep hitting y'all with these local news roundups, but the madness just never ends here.

Let's start off by revisiting the whole shooting-range hostage thing from a little while back. Remember that? It seems that one of the hostages, who was on TV chattering cheerfully away about his "ordeal" almost immediately afterward, was on felony probation. And now he's back in jail. (moral of the story - no matter how shiny and exciting the TV camera is, if you're on probation, and you're not supposed to handle firearms, don't go on TV so your image is broadcast all over the state.)

Then we have Man In Miniskirt Exposed Self To Cop, Police Say. This really requires no further statement.

I just don't get this place.