Finally! An answer

Many of us gun people run into folks who ask tiresome questions like, "why do you need all those guns?"

Most of us are, in truth, kinda lost with this one. Really, there's a basic idea that about four firearms ought to pretty much cover every real need (your shotgun, your centerfire rifle, your sidearm, and your .22).

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have here the perfect answer.

Abby, they can ask, why do you need all those guns?



Because we're short, and bringing the ladder in from the garage to open a vent is a pain in the ass, that's why.

Feel free to use this one in your own life.