I don't know what's up with me

But the typos have been something else recently. I normally catch one or two when I publish, but I'm finding posts that look like I dictated them to a rhesus monkey. Yikes.

UPDATE- hold on, this is the Internet! None of you all are here. You don't know what's really going on in my house. So it's my story and I can tell it however I like.

So...

There is a rhesus monkey taking my dictation. He's pretty good, but he does make mistakes. Don't criticize my typos or spelling errors, because it's the rhesus monkey making them. It may not be perfect, but it's pretty good for a rhesus monkey.