Things you never knew existed

It's amazing the shit that's out there we'd never know about if it weren't for the internet. Mr. Abby just called me in to see this.



In case you're not clear, that's a plastic dog that plugs into a USB port and humps your computer. There is, of course, video. Go ahead, go watch it.

OK. So it should come as no surprise to us that this product hails from Japan. It is worth noting, before you shell out $45 for a set of three, that these are NOT flash drives. There's no memory storage capacity. It is, simply and entirely, a small plastic dog that will hump your computer.

Huh. Who'd'a thunk it? Shall we make this a product endorsement? No, I think we shall NOT.